A Christmas Mashup – with apologies to Chris Rea

I see all the duff toys, still not 25th
Out with DPD
coughing, gelling, cadgin’ toilet rolls
And queued out on the street
Well they got no money, nowhere to go
Tiers of 2,3 now it’s 4 what are we gonna do?
Jimmy got a busted mask in Nando’s last night
They wouldn’t let him eat;
Going down to the pharmacist
To try some new trial to take this strain away
Joys of Christmas
Joys of Christmas
Corona style

Flashing Christmas lights of Covid Blue
Go spinnin’ down the street
PM just shut the local pubs
And half the stores:
Unwashed hands queues coupla people deep
We stand outside the M&S and wish ourselves the best
He says he’s OK, out of work or furloughed
Is all he’s ever known
And laughs and says Boris talks too much anyway
Joys of Christmas
Joys of Christmas
Corona style

Let’s drink two flavours of Gin
Before we all go insane
And please don’t ask of tiers
It’s impossible to explain
Joys of Christmas
Joys of Christmas
Corona style