Category Archives: Words

Haemorrhoid “Half the size of Uranus” May Cause Untold Suffering

(Photo: Courtesy of ANAS) A large Haemorrhoid passing through our solar system is causing increasing [...]

The Inadvertant Challenge

Not to be confused with the Shill Gambit or Occam’s Razor, I’d rather call this [...]

Brighton Early, Bright and Later

Tales From Europe – 40 – Released 7 March 2023 Just as the latest season [...]

Well Met by Boathouse

Sitting down to write this I’m eagerly anticipating the arrival of When Rivers Meet’s limited [...]

Misogynist By A Mile

Misogynists must step up and learn to hate more inclusively or risk being left behind [...]

Virtue Signallers Flee UK Rain Amid Fears of Balaclava Backlash

Pockets of traumatised do-gooders from the Home Counties of England have formed a convoy of [...]

BRAVO TOO MUCH

That’s the thing about being Special Forces, you tell yourself it’s a job but that [...]

Landfill Mines to Close by 2135

Timeline: October 2121 It is now estimated the exploitation the 20/21st Century Landfill Mines will [...]

NO TIME TO 1984

With George Orwell guesting as script writer, James Bond’s 25th movie finally hits Big Brother’s [...]

M25 CLIMATE PROTESTERS REQUIRED TO SELF INSULATE AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR TARMAC-19

Nearly all the Climate Change Protesters arrested this week have tested positive for traces of [...]