Tag Archives: satire

Haemorrhoid “Half the size of Uranus” May Cause Untold Suffering

(Photo: Courtesy of ANAS) A large Haemorrhoid passing through our solar system is causing increasing [...]

Misogynist By A Mile

Misogynists must step up and learn to hate more inclusively or risk being left behind [...]

Virtue Signallers Flee UK Rain Amid Fears of Balaclava Backlash

Pockets of traumatised do-gooders from the Home Counties of England have formed a convoy of [...]

BRAVO TOO MUCH

That’s the thing about being Special Forces, you tell yourself it’s a job but that [...]

Landfill Mines to Close by 2135

Timeline: October 2121 It is now estimated the exploitation the 20/21st Century Landfill Mines will [...]

M25 CLIMATE PROTESTERS REQUIRED TO SELF INSULATE AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR TARMAC-19

Nearly all the Climate Change Protesters arrested this week have tested positive for traces of [...]

IRONY vs MASONRY

If you’re in the game of writing satirical blogs (OK you’re probably not), you’d be [...]

THE THROWN OF GAMES: POST APOC-OLYMPICS

This post apoc-olympic fantasy horror biopic sequel to The Greatest Tory Ever Told (2008), charts [...]

DIVERSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INSPECTION

There is a groundswell of opinion rising on the UK’s streets: it’s about manholes and [...]

FREEDOM DAY: KENT CITY OF FLUJAB CLEARED OF MEMES

In a Drowning Street briefing late last night, it was announced that after what seems [...]