How can we be sure the Devon/Imbrozia vaccine will give protection against RICEPUD-21?

Research at South Zeal’s Contrary Dairy indicate abreactions experienced by children when exposed to RICEPUD at school can in fact help build resistance to other types of dessert known to have RICIN. Having identified that 99.9% of children can safely ingest CUSTID on a daily basis, a key component was modified to mimic crème anglaise. 

In earlier trials of this vaccine, recipients had reported skin problems and lumps but these have been overcome by not chilling and stirring regularly.

DAIRY OF A MADMAN

Lead Research Scientist, Pharma Giles, explained it to us like we were 9-year-olds: “Acceptance of CUSTID within children was the key to resistance to RICEPUD in the general population. It does what it says on the skin.” He went on to reject claims that cream being used was clotted. “There is no evidence of clotted products anywhere in our dairy.” 

Meanwhile in Europe, Bauern Pharma’s joint venture with Austrian scientists to modify the yeast-based Germknödel dessert has met with resistance from hard-line Strudel activists concerned that diabetics in particular, will not be able to tolerate such high doses of plum jam when delivered in a suet duff.