Misogynists must step up and learn to hate more inclusively or risk being left behind in the race to the bottom. From this summer misogynists will be required to consistently hate everyone, equally. Speaking from Disowning Street, a miserable bastard of a Minister highlighted the issue, “It is just unacceptable that as we approach the end of the first quarter of the twenty-first century that misogynists feel it is still okay to continue their outdated, isolationist attitudes toward pure hatred. Hatred is for everyone and even do-gooders should do their bit too, to create an evil playing field.”

Evil Playing Field

In reality, misogynists are seen as key to ending discriminatory attitudes and tensions across the board in spite of equality legislation. By encouraging a safe environment for them to hate anyone and everyone on an equal footing, irrespective of race, creed, sex or lifestyle, this will at last bring an end to their one-dimensional view of being nasty.

Not Doing Things By Other Halves

Largely driven underground in recent decades, due to their own vile, unacceptable behaviour, this large group of society has slipped into the shadows meaning that a significant source of pure vitriol has been lost to the mainstream. The Minister for Misanthropia went on and on and on, “This is not about giving respectability to misogynists, it is about recognising the contribution they can make to society. So we need modernise and re-educate these scumbags to be just like the rest of us miserable, negative, moaning gits. In a very real sense, we are opening their eyes to a whole new world of people to hate: Men.”

Better Hate Than Never

From the end of this year, everyone must adopt a ‘one hate fits all’ approach. “They really do need to see the upside of being generally misanthropic. It will potentially double their daily audience but they should see it as a largely untapped opportunity to hate twice as many people as they did before, yet in a socially acceptable way. It will also take the waiting out of hating – whomsoever is right there in front of you, may be treated like dirt. Without the risk of upsetting anybody.”