If you've ever visited Reigate, Surrey, UK you will have noticed how the locals drive...
(with apologies to The Bangles)  
 
 All the four by fours on the kerbs
 They’re on finance don’t you know?
 They’re not electric (oh whey oh)
 They’re parking up outside Dominos 

 Arti-san Bake-ries make ‘em smile
 They parked right on a zig-zag
 Gold convertibles (oh whey oh)
 They get their hand on their latte
  
 Contract guys dig up pipes probably gas
 (stay away oh stay away oh)
 Park like a Reigatian
  
 Blond/e yogis park their cars
 Right in front of a broken main
 They’ve got to move (oh whey oh)
 They drop their kids, then they break the law
  
 All the school kids stink of skunk
 They talk junk through a metal band
 Parking sensor is ignored (oh whey oh)
 They’re parking like a Reigatian
  
 All the kids in the Market Stores
 (whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
 Park like a Reigatian
  
 Slide Raybans up your head, dent your wing
 Shift reverse, then bang it back
 Hit a lamp post hard (oh whey oh)
 So strike your door on a Cadillac
  
 They often stop by pop-up shops
 They grab must-have creative stuff
 And block the road (oh whey oh)
 Park like a Reigatian
  
 Just Eat Japanese now and then
 The party kids are Piers or Imogen
 Yellow line don’t mean a thing (oh whey oh)
 Park like a Reigatian
  
 They often stop by pop-up shops
 (whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
 Park like a Reigatian
 Park like a Reigatian