NO TIME TO 1984
With George Orwell guesting as script writer, James Bond’s 25th movie finally hits Big Brother’s [...]
24
Sep
Sep
M25 CLIMATE PROTESTERS REQUIRED TO SELF INSULATE AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR TARMAC-19
Nearly all the Climate Change Protesters arrested this week have tested positive for traces of [...]
16
Sep
Sep
IRONY vs MASONRY
If you’re in the game of writing satirical blogs (OK you’re probably not), you’d be [...]
31
Aug
Aug
A Hustle in the Willows
Kenneth Grahame, the author best known for The Wind in the Willows and best known [...]
12
Aug
Aug
THE THROWN OF GAMES: POST APOC-OLYMPICS
This post apoc-olympic fantasy horror biopic sequel to The Greatest Tory Ever Told (2008), charts [...]
01
Aug
Aug
DIVERSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INSPECTION
There is a groundswell of opinion rising on the UK’s streets: it’s about manholes and [...]
24
Jul
Jul
FREEDOM DAY: KENT CITY OF FLUJAB CLEARED OF MEMES
In a Drowning Street briefing late last night, it was announced that after what seems [...]
19
Jul
Jul
PARK LIKE A REIGATIAN
If you've ever visited Reigate, Surrey, UK you will have noticed how the locals drive... [...]
13
Jul
Jul
CLAIRVOYANT CHICKEN FOUND DEAD IN CITY SUPERMARKET
A headless corpse thought to be that of missing fortune teller Bantam Akimbo was discovered [...]
23
May
May
TOOTH FAIRY REMAINS IN LOCKDOWN
In the wake of Dental Health Awareness week and amid further easing of lockdown restrictions, [...]
17
May
May