Category Archives: Words
IRONY vs MASONRY
If you’re in the game of writing satirical blogs (OK you’re probably not), you’d be [...]
Aug
THE THROWN OF GAMES: POST APOC-OLYMPICS
This post apoc-olympic fantasy horror biopic sequel to The Greatest Tory Ever Told (2008), charts [...]
Aug
DIVERSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INSPECTION
There is a groundswell of opinion rising on the UK’s streets: it’s about manholes and [...]
Jul
FREEDOM DAY: KENT CITY OF FLUJAB CLEARED OF MEMES
In a Drowning Street briefing late last night, it was announced that after what seems [...]
Jul
PARK LIKE A REIGATIAN
If you've ever visited Reigate, Surrey, UK you will have noticed how the locals drive... [...]
Jul
CLAIRVOYANT CHICKEN FOUND DEAD IN CITY SUPERMARKET
A headless corpse thought to be that of missing fortune teller Bantam Akimbo was discovered [...]
May
TOOTH FAIRY REMAINS IN LOCKDOWN
In the wake of Dental Health Awareness week and amid further easing of lockdown restrictions, [...]
May
GLASS CEILING SCHEME EXTENDED UNTIL 2099
Government has confirmed that informal Glass Ceiling arrangements that have existed since the dawn of [...]
May
A CHORUS LINE OF DUTY
By Freddie Mercurio [Scene: AC-2112 Squad Room, pinboard covered in pictures of 90s Rock Albums, [...]
May
ECONOMICS 101: CREDIT CREATION
“OK! Settle down you lot! Economics. Today we’ll be covering ‘Credit Creation’, right?Example: Your nan [...]
May